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kermitheefrog:

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THIS IS THE SAME GUY?!?!?! KING

quark-nova:

escuerzoresucitado:

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cuddling

Important addition:

as promised, here's the two crows i saw lying in the grass, just messing around pic.twitter.com/vKyurck4Tl  — tef (@tef_ebooks) November 13, 2020ALT

sirfrogsworth:

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I graduated high school in 99.

There was a student at our school named Wayne.

Wayne was gay. It was obvious. He was unable to stay in the closet even if he wanted to. To make matters worse, he was also Black. From a bullying standpoint, that was not a great combo. Both Black and white students made fun of him relentlessly. He was ostracized from the only community that may have given him protection. Only us theater kids stuck up for him, but not to significant effect.

Wayne was bullied so much that at one point he finally snapped and attacked his bullies with a lunch tray. I was actually seated in perfect line of sight and just sat there chewing my soggy fries in stunned silence. It didn’t even seem real as I was witnessing it. The image of him wailing on his main bully as the food on his tray flew off is permanently logged into my long term memory.

The bully he attacked had blood all over his face and went straight to the nurse. Other than superficial cuts, he was not injured.

Before the attack, Wayne went to teachers for help.
He went to guidance counselors for help.
He went to the principals for help.

He did all of the things you were supposed to do. No one helped him. They wagged a finger at the bullies and warned them to stop.

Wayne’s lunch tray melee was the only thing that worked. His bullies stayed far away from him. But a week later Wayne was expelled and the bullies were given no punishment.

So… no.

No one in my school talked about being trans.

Because the only way to survive being openly queer was to bash people with a lunch tray.

imaginarycomics:

quantumpsychiatrist:

Fuck the idea that you can’t engage in sex acts with abstract concepts.

this is a pun but I was 100% ready to accept this post at face value

iamoutofideas:

showertimeshmoopsie:

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what’s my name???

FUCKACCINO!!!

bacon:

koobaxion:

We’re the SAME AGE

unbelievable delivery

milkibana:

shrimpkidd:

maykitz:

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why the

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why the long f

wizard-council-bureaucrat:

doccywhomst:

ok i just wanna check something…. reblog if you’ve never watched/opened tumblr live

reblog if you’d open a cursed tomb before even considering opening tumblr live

despazito:

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Actually your society is the freaks for shooting everything that moves and burning half your “nature reserves” every year so that upperclass dandies can eat leaded pheasant. North Americans are the well adjusted ones here, your country has become a desolate suburban lawn in island form